My brother, bless his heart, really is an interesting guy. We’re just alike. Almost identical. We get a long great, but he is an asshole. The other day I was getting ready to shower and asked him to bring me a towel. He was upstairs where the towels are conveniently located. He had his little girlfriend over who he caters to her every move. Did he bring me a towel? No. Did he bring her some random good for nothing thing she asked for? Yes.
Should I pick him up?
Now that’s what you call a situation. Of course I’m going to, however, maybe he should think twice about being a jerk when he always needs a favor. But he’s my brother so I’ll do almost anything for him. And that’s why I call him “old raggedy brother.”
