“Hey Britt”

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No no no. This isn’t how this works. You don’t get to reply three days later talking some “hey britt.” Now if you’re going to text me, text me in a timely and useful manner. Hey britt doesn’t do anything for me. That’s equivalent to texting me like “I’m wearing green socks” and texting it two days late. Here I am trying to be a good family member and reach out and I get a raggedy “hey britt” two days later. I’m not salty. Black people.

Then I get this back

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Just good for nothing