I Made My Mom’s Lunch

So every night I pack my lunch. Every night. My family eats out a lot and I’m just not about that life anymore– I can’t afford both financially and my waist line. So I buy healthy stuff to make a decent lunch. My mom complained the other day that I only make lunch for myself. Last night she asked if I was making lunch and if I could pack one for her too. I didn’t want to, but I did anyway.

So I packed a veggie wrap, these baked air chips, an apple, apple sauce, and some cheerios for breakfast.

I eat this or something similar everyday for lunch and am just fine. So I’m sitting here typing away at work and receive this email. The subject was “My Lunch Bag.” I opened it thinking it would be a thank you or something. Look what she sent me….

“Brittany – what kind of lunch is this packed. I don’t want no veggie wrap – I thought that thing had some turkey and cheese and in it!!!

Then the chips are some kind of puffed air – we eat UTZ chips.

However thanks for the nice gesture. though……very nice.”

So I replied

“Okay then I won’t make you a lunch again………

You know how I eat. Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That just made me so mad. Bring my lunch back home and you can make yours from now on.”

She just sent back

“Brittany it was just a joke……my goodness, why are you taking it so personal. I was just having some fun with you. Are you that uptight?”

WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THAT?! Ugh, Charlotte.

I cannot make this stuff up.